Day Seven

Right now it is technically 12:12 AM on day eight but considering I just got home from my all day events I'm counting everything until I go to sleep for Day Seven. At this point in time "it", "it's" boyfriend, my brother and one other guy are in my kitchen drunk. The Conversations that they are having are interesting at best, but "it's" comments are soooo good that "it" insults "itself" for me. I don't even have to say anything! Just smile and agree :).

Best "it" comments of the night: "Josh says he's picky but he's with me so I guess he's not"

I also came home to another dirty under and bra in the bathroom

AND the kicker! The pee towel is on the kitchen table. I think I am going to puke.

Why is it the pee towel?? Because "it" uses an abnormal amount of toilet paper. 3 times in one week I went into the bathroom and "it" had used the entire roll of toilet paper and did not replace it. Of course the only logical thing to do is wipe with "it's" towel. Well this is the towel that is on the kitchen table (that I wiped with 3 times) It is also the same towel that you have seen in all but 2 dirty underwear pictures because "it" never cleans it. Why? because "it" never cleans.

At this point in time "it" is complaining about "it's" fat stomach. 2 minutes before that "it" was crying about how much "it" hated me and 2 minutes before that "it" was trying to get the new guy to grab "its" boobs.

I don't understand how "it" has friends or a significant other. Will some one please explain it to me?

Day Seven we have:
5 dirty underwear pictures
6 What the fuck is that? pictures
5 Pizza Boxes.
The kitchen and living room was clean yesterday. I'll take pictures tomorrow to show how messy "it" is in 2 days.
The pee towel moved from the bathroom to the kitchen counter top (unwashed)
and multiple priceless "it" stupid sayings.

Hope you are enjoying.