Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Day Nine and Ten

To all my viewers who hate hair as much as I do. I don't recommend reading this post. Let me explain to you how much I hate hair. I hate hair so much that if I would look good bald, I would shave my head. I hate cleaning up hair, even my own. Nothing is more disgusting that wet hair or a glob of hair. I'm not trying to be racist so please don't take this the wrong way but naturally darker skinned people have a lot of hair. My two best friends are two of those people. It's not racist, its the truth.

One day after "it" 'officially' moved in I got up to take a shower for work at 5 in the morning and I walked into the bathroom and found my tub clogged. There was nasty dirty water still in the tub with a ring of dirt half way up the side of the tub. (in case you didn't know "it" only takes baths, "it" doesn't shower, ever.)

Now I don't care who's 'fault' it is, but you should never leave a tub like that especially when you live with 3 other people. That is completely disrespectful. HOWEVER, "it" and "it's" significant other blamed the mess on me saying that it was my hair that clogged the tub and tried to say that "it" doesn't have enough hair to clog the tub and it was all my fault. First of all, little black hairs from shaving my legs every other day is not enough hair to clog the bath tub, second of all when the maintenance guy came to unclog the tub he pulled out a wad of curly dark brown hair the size of my fist. (My hair is not curly and it is not black).

Here is the mess "it" leaves every time "it" takes a bath.

See all that dirt????? That dirt is all over the bath tub. (this picture was taken last night) Another thing that it leaves is ....
A wad of curly black hair. I think i just through up in my mouth a little bit.  and of course "it" also leaves

Dirty underwear on the floor. (double barf)

Unfortunately I'm not done showing you the extent of "it's" hair. Remember when I said I was on a cleaning strike because of the multiple hair products I found in the kitchen? and then i broke the cleaning strike last weekend cause I had a few friends over? Well the cleaning strike is back on due to hair in the kitchen.

Hair in the sink and....

hair in the freezer....... I don't think I need to say anything else.

2 days after I broke my cleaning strike

Kitchen ^^

Living room ^^^
It's like I have children who drink beer and their favorite word in the English dictionary is "bitch".

1 comment:

  1. I think u now need a good hubby to look after your things at home

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