Wednesday, April 18, 2012

Day Four

Today is April 18, 2012. I have 26 days left to live with the "thing". It is now getting to the point where "it's" voice sends a chill down my spine much like that of nails on a chalk board. It's also getting to the point that everything out of "it's" mouth the first thing to pop in my head is a snide comment, such as
"it" says: AWW my back hurts!
I think in my head: "Maybe you should be on it so much." Or
"it" says: If I don't do laundry I won't have any clothes to wear tomorrow
and of course I think in my head: you don't wear clothes anyways so why does it matter?
"it" says: why am I only folding underwear?
I think in my head: because when you do wear clothes all it is, is underwear and then you leave it on the bathroom floor.
Like this ^^^ day 4 second picture of dirty underwear and bra on the bathroom floor. And yes that towel has been there since April 1st.

As I am writing this "it" is calling "it's" significant other a "stupid bitch" while beating "it's" significant other. I would intervene but I kind of find it amusing.

"it" also just told my brother to tell his girlfriend to delete "it" from facebook because "it" doesn't like her.... If I was my brother "it" would have had "it's" head bit off again.

And yes I meant again. The thursday before I started this I bitched at "it" for a good 30 minutes, if my brother wasn't there I would have thrown "it" off the balcony.

"it" and "it's" significant other are now fighting about the side of the couch they like to sit on. Oh my god I'm not going to last another 26 days. Somebody save me.

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