Day Four

Today is April 18, 2012. I have 26 days left to live with the "thing". It is now getting to the point where "it's" voice sends a chill down my spine much like that of nails on a chalk board. It's also getting to the point that everything out of "it's" mouth the first thing to pop in my head is a snide comment, such as
"it" says: AWW my back hurts!
I think in my head: "Maybe you should be on it so much." Or
"it" says: If I don't do laundry I won't have any clothes to wear tomorrow
and of course I think in my head: you don't wear clothes anyways so why does it matter?
"it" says: why am I only folding underwear?
I think in my head: because when you do wear clothes all it is, is underwear and then you leave it on the bathroom floor.

Like this ^^^ day 4 second picture of dirty underwear and bra on the bathroom floor. And yes that towel has been there since April 1st.

As I am writing this "it" is calling "it's" significant other a "stupid bitch" while beating "it's" significant other. I would intervene but I kind of find it amusing.

"it" also just told my brother to tell his girlfriend to delete "it" from facebook because "it" doesn't like her.... If I was my brother "it" would have had "it's" head bit off again.

And yes I meant again. The thursday before I started this I bitched at "it" for a good 30 minutes, if my brother wasn't there I would have thrown "it" off the balcony.

"it" and "it's" significant other are now fighting about the side of the couch they like to sit on. Oh my god I'm not going to last another 26 days. Somebody save me.

Day three

It is April 17th, 2012 and I havde 27 days left to live with "it". Now do you remember this picture from yestesrday?

Now when "it" got home "it" realised how bad it looked so "it" placed my nail brush neatly in a drawer.

What does that say to you? It says that "it" isn't stupid enough not to know what the brush is used for, "it" tampered with my shit on purpose. Trust me, pay back was paid. All in due time i will let you know. I will give you a hint.... It has something to do with this brush^^^ and the pillow on the bed below

Now when me and two friends walked in to my place today "it" was sitting on the couch with 3 guys and "it" was in "it's" underwear..... what the fuck? Do i need to repeat what I said yesterday? **cough cough** WHORE **cough cough** sorry about that I must smoke too much.... anyways I couldn't get a picture of it because it was too dark. Sorry, I'm sure you were all wondering.

Now about the pizza boxes. I was wrong about the count, I do appologize. there are actually 5 boxes of pizza in 2 days.

The top two boxes were the ones from last night. The bottom box was from earlier, I'm not sure how much earlier but this is what they do. They order pizza, don't finish it, put it in the fridge for later, forget they have it and order some more. I found out something disturbing last night. They order pizza so much that they know mulitple delivery people and ask for them by name. Its like that friends episode were ross has a crush on the pizza delivery girl and they order like 20 pizzas, except in this case "it's" just fat.

Now the kitchen looks like a tornado hit (more than ususal). the dishes are still in the sink and growing

I'm not sure if you can see that orange cooler on the left hand side... thats new. And also what the fuck is this?

Now I have noticed that "it's" closest has been spilling into the hall...

And "it" has taken the stuff that was originally in "it's" closet and moved it out of "it's" way....

I'm not sure if "it" knows that this is a furnace. You're not suppose to store things in this space. "it" is not only putting my life in danger but about 100 other peoples lives in danger.

In case you didn't know "it" isn't suppose to be living in my appartments. "it" is not on the lease. "it" has overstayed "it's" welcome.

Day Two

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Today I was told that my condo would be finished and ready for me to set up an inspection, I was super excited! I went to go look at it and it still has multiple small issues that need to be fixed before I can set up an inspection. This means that I might have to push back the due dates for everything that needs to be done. This means that it may end up being more than 30 days.

As for this morning I went to go wash my hands and what do you think I found??

I found my nail brush upside down with black stuff all over the bristles. I think "it" is too stupid to figure out what this brush is used for and used it on something other than "it's" nails.... Or "it's" just that dirty... Who knows? but I do know one thing is for certain, I will never use this brush again.

And the picture you all have been waiting for!!!!

This is "it" lounging in "it's" towel with my brother sitting right there! Who does that??? "it" is not dating my brother and "it" is definitely not fucking my brother so why would "it" lounge in "it's" towel? This is a simple answer for so many questions... A whore does this.

Right now we are watching the basketball game, now I can watch and enjoy a jazz game like any other girl, I can also get way into the game. What is the difference between me and "it"? I grew up around basketball my whole life, I actually understand the rules. Some of my favorite saying that "it" says while watching sports games are: "Fuck you mother fucker!" and "SHIT!!! ..... what just happened?" at least "it" is trying right? too bad "it's" been watching sports since "it" moved in (almost a year ago) and "it" still doesn't understand sports at all.

When at my place no need to ask what's for dinner... the answer is always the same

Pizza! Thats two more boxes. On day 2 we are up to 4 boxes of pizzas in 30 days.

A count for the bets:

1: Naked picture (FYI we are counting - Lounging in underwear, lounging in a towel and full on nudity... I might even count some of "it's" skirts cause they show "it's" ass but I'll let you guys decide on that one)

4: pizza boxes

1: dirty underwear on the floor

Day two of dishes in the sink

2: What the fuck pictures

End of Day 1

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It is 10:42 PM on the night of Day 1. Due to the bets rolling in I was really hoping to get the first naked picture loaded, unfortunetely "it" was wearing clothes when I walked in today, honestly I believe thats a first.

Today was not a bad day concidering I wasn't here to deal with "it". I had a great day with some really close friends. When I was walking out to leave I decided to take some pictures of what my place looks like on day one.

More background information...
"It" is a vegetarian. Not only is "it" a vegetarian, "it" is the fatest vegetarian I have ever met. I'm not just saying this to be 'catty' or 'rude' however the next thing I will say is.... When "it" walks, it sounds like a herd of elephants trampleing through my house! The only thing on "it's" diet is pizza. With that said, bet number 3: how many different pizza boxes will "it" go through in 30 days?

We already have 2 on day 1! Next bet.... "it" only cleans when "it" feels like it. "it" also doesn't clean up after anybody but "it's" self. "it" truly believes that these dishes were not "it's" doing....

These dishes have been in the sink for 2 weeks. So the question is.... How much longer do you think they will sit there before somebody does them??? Just a little reminder, I'm on a cleaning strike after I found multiple hair products in the kitchen. I don't cook and I don't eat here because i'm discusted....

Day One

Today is April 15th, 2012. I officially have 30 days left before I am suppose to close on a condo which means I have at least 30 days left to live with the most god aweful "thing" I have ever met. There are many names for this "thing" that I am living with (most of the names are not of my own creations). Some of my favorite sayings concerning this "thing" has been "where the fuck did the schnaulzer come from?" and "why do you live with a 12 year old?"

Let me start with a little background information....
I have boycotted cleaning since I found 3 hair ties in the kitchen (one of them in the sink), a brush, a comb and a straightner in the kitchen as well. I walk into the most horrifying things everytime I walk into my bathroom and I haven't touched my Love Sac since i saw "it" sitting in it with just "it's" underwear.

Everytime "it" talks, it sounds likes a bad HBO after hour porno and I have a lock on my door because "it" stole my necklace that I got from being my best friends Maid of Honor.

"It" also using bleach to clean everything and has bleached half of my towels... This is just one, there are others that are a lot worse.

I am dedicated to taking pictures and documenting every last day. So far me and my friends have multiple bets going on how many types of pictures I can take in the next 30 days. Before you keep reading I will give this disclosure.

Within the next 30 days you could see dirty underwear, unflushed period toilet water, extreme amounts of wads of hair and yes there could be some nudity. You must be 18 or older to continue reading.

Lets go back to the horrifying things that I walk into everytime I go to take a piss....

Now there are multiple things that this could be.... but do you think i'm going to get any closer to find out??? Hell NO! I could come down with a major case of the gonnaherpasyphalades. I think this picture will be the first under "What the fuck?" because we just don't know what it is.

Day one and we already have our first Nasty dirty underwear (and bra) Pic! Second case of the possibility for gonnaherpasyphalades! I think I should wear a hazmat suit at home...by the way it is only 1:29 AM on day one. Betting is still open feel free to put in your best guess on what will come next.