Sunday, May 13, 2012

2 Days until I close

So my plan was to do the last post all in one great finally. However, today was one of those days! All the pictures I'm about to show you and the stories I'm about to tell all happened since I got home from my grandmothers house at 6PM.

First of all earlier this week I came home to "it" literally making the living room into "it's" bedroom. Bed and all!! No I didn't get a picture, but trust me I walked in gave "it" a really confused look and kept on walking! How else has "it" mad the living room "it's" bedroom? The couch is "it's" dirty hamper as well as the bathroom! I sit down on the couch to actually watch TV in the living room which I haven't done in a while and I was quickly reminded why I don't do that.....



Today when I get home today I find not one, but two pairs of dirty underwear in the bathroom
I know they look like the same pair. But trust me it's not. "it's" is just that boring. "it" is also on "it's period. How do I know this?? A pad wrapper was found in the hallway...
IN THE HALLWAY!! First of all. What grown woman still uses pads? That's just it. A grown woman doesn't. A child uses pads. I stopped using pads the year before I went to high school. And as a grown woman living with multiple people I definitely wouldn't leave my feminine wrappers on the floor ANYWHERE let alone the HALLWAY.

And two more pizza boxes to add to the mix.

So Tonight my brother is packing because he has already closed on his condo, he owns the place and he is moving in. He was using garbage bags to pack his clothes in stead of boxes. A little later he comes into my room asking me where the garbage bags were. I told him that I didn't know. Turns out that "it" hid them because "it" baught them.

Tomorrow "it" is going to have to go buy "it's" own toilet paper because the entire time "it" has lived here "it" has never had to buy toilet paper because my mom buys them for us from costco.

Hide shit from me, fine. I probably deserve it. Hide shit from my brother who has done nothing wrong to you? Guess what?!?! you still have to answer to me and you won't like it.

Sunday, May 6, 2012

Days 11 through 21

Sorry it's been so long that I've updated but I've been so busy trying to close early because at work we got word that we might be sent out again on another three month business trip and all they told us was that we would leave sometime in may. Now its may so I've been working real hard trying to finish everything as soon as possible. Unfortunately we just got word that its no longer happening so I can slow down a little bit. Now because it's been a week I have lots of pictures to show you!
First of all, how many pairs of dirty underwear did we get in a week??
Three... Not bad. "it's" getting better at picking up after "itself".
how about pizza boxes??
5 more pizza boxes in one week!! What the fuck????
And if you still don't believe me that it is dirty this is what it leaves in the bathtub after it takes a bath

And this is how much hair it leaves in the sink after it is done straightening it's hair. Can you believe that it use to straighten it's hair on my love sac before I bitched it out for doing that??? I don't wan that nasty shit on my love sac!

Like I said before "it" doesn't like to flush the toilet.... Here are some 'presents' "it" has left for me in the toilet.

Are you grossed out yet? Yes I live with this....
Now obviously I am about to move out so I have packed up all my stuff that was in the kitchen. Another reason why I did this is because I have a lot of handed down kitchen dishes and cook ware from my mother, they are old and need special care. "it" would use my cook ware and dishes, which would be in issue if it didn't leave all my stuff in the sink filled with water to rust. Everything I own for the kitchen is now rusted to high hell.  Now "it" feels like "it" should retaliate but not allowing me to use "it's" dishes.
Now that's just straight out bitchy. It's a good thing I don't cook here any more or I'd just use these things anyways. "it" ruined enough of my shit it shouldn't matter right?

No "it" Thinks that "it" is just so fucking clever, "it" also thinks that I'm a fucking retard. Do you remember "it" fucking with my nail brush?

Well I went to floss my teeth and I pulled out two different things of floss that I thought were still in the package. Well They were both already open. The first one had a hair inside the case
And the second one looked like it had been peed on and then put back in the drawer. I don't know if you can see it but the side is lifted a little bit. Both had been opened. Now this bitch doesn't know what's coming towards "it". I can't talk about it now but my two best friends both agree its a good idea. My last entree will be a video of my payback. And it will be beautiful!